German AFV Beastiary

2003-11-10

We English speaking peoples of the world have a bit of a language problem - especially when it's not our own! Because we speak one of the most widespread languages on the planet we often assume it's the only language on the planet and whatever we say - and however we say it - must be right! This can often lead to problems - and a fair bit of confusion.

Take, for example, the city of Munchen - which we insist on calling Munich. Its citizens can often be seen behind the wheel of a very famous sports car - but do you call it a "porsh" or "porsh-eh". Either way you're bound to infuriate someone. The same is true of all those WWII German AFVs. For some reason many of the most famous vehicles were named after animals. Whether this was a deliberate attempt by the Nazis to confuse the allies is not known. Some 50 years on, however, ask a Englishman to wrap his tonsils around the language and you'll soon see that it's still having an effect!

This, then, is an attempt to put the record straight. Below you will find a list of the most famous beasts complete with translations - both literal and phonetic. Use them as you will.

Designation Nick Name Phonetic Translation
JgPz V Jagd Panther yakt panter Hunting Panther
PzJg VI Elefant eleh-fant Elephant
PzKpfw II Luchs luks Lynx
PzKpfw V Panther panter Panther
PzKpfw VI Tiger teegger Tiger
PzKpfw VI Ausf. B Konigstiger kerniks-teegger King Tiger
PzKpfw X Maus mows Mouse
RW61 Sturmtiger sterm-teegger Assault Tiger
SdKfz 132, 138, etc. Marder mar-der Marten
SdKfz 124 Wespe vesp-eh Wasp
SdKfz 164 Nashorn / Hornise naz-horn / horniss-eh Rhino / Hornet
SdKfz 165 Hummel hum-ell Bummble Bee
SdKfz 166 Brummbar brum-bar Grumbling (Bear)
SdKfz 234/3 Puma pooma Puma
SdKfz 138/1 Bison / Grille by-zon / grill-eh Bison / Cricket

Although not named after an animal, no list would be complete without a mention of what was arguably the most effective tank-destroyer of the war.

JgPz 38(t) Hetzer het-sir Baiter


This list is by no means complete. There are also a host of other vehicles that may benefit from similar translations. If you would like to add your own suggestions to this list or have an idea for another one, please drop me a line.